Ok so we are all set to have a great time at the local fire house this weekend. I have been named and selected by a august personage of Louis the barber, his bride of 28 years, Molly ( happenstance), Rico the local Pharmacist and entrepreneur, Kyle the landscaper of Kyle's Landscaping and Feed Store. Off Rt. 54. Let us not forget to mention Slippery Slim Sheinbaum from Rope a Dopes Cafe and Exotic Dance Club. Where you pay the girls to put their clothes on. LOL Not really, I just tell that to my significant other. Makes her feel secure.
Now we are going to try something different this week end in celebration of the inauguration. An event that glorifies, sanctifies, and epitomises the promise of America and proves to the world that anything is possible in the good ole' USA. The land of the free and the home of the brave. Ditto five times. Being it get's a little chilly around this time of the year even in these parts of southern climes. We are going to make a giant kettle of L.I, Oyster Stew with Oysters, you guessed it shipped in from Oyster Bay, L.I. New York with a recipe I took note of on the internet.http://alsrecipeforsuccess.blogspot.com. Now I want it to be authentic as it can be. We have oysters down these parts off the shore of the Gulf of Mexico. But I wanted it to be exact.
Of course we will have all the other fixins that make a BBQ special like smoked ribs and pulled pork and the like. Especially since one of the participants of the inauguration likes to eat them ribs by the car load. If you don't mind my saying so, looks as if she does. Boy she can chomp down on those ribs. You would think she was going to eat the bone. She don't even need any of those alligator sharp teeth. She just sucks the meat right off like a vacuum cleaner. You know like in one of those vacuum cleaner demonstrations. Looks like the french fries I heard she likes go right to her caboose. Heck she looks like she has an aircraft carrier on her back. Heck we got to do it up right when we inaugurate the new barn and and caffe of the 4 H club right here off Rt 54. Now old Slippery Slim asked me to mention that it is right cross from the Exotic Dance Club. Heck I could use the free pass. So we'll see ya'all next weekend. Bring a bowl for the stew.
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