Bar-B-Gods

So I ask you. What have you heard about barbecue?  Actually the better question would  be.  Have you ever eaten what is identified as real smoked barbecue? By those who really know.  If you have. Did your ever reach the euphoria that only smoked barbecue can provide?  It is inherent in the well smoked barbecue meats and fish. The secrets of many generations have tried and failed to duplicate the “well smoked meats and fish”.  It is truly the gold cup and silver is never respected as anything but,  shall we say  “less than adequate.

The idea that anyone can duplicate the magic of well smoked barbecue  Especially while  participating in a contest is ridiculous. Not only in concept , but also unfounded in it’s rational . Not a chance is there n’ all the barbecue joints across the world that it would happen. Sure enough it did not. It was not a surprise for those who knew a little bit more than a, “donkey and a hole in the ground“.  I mean come on what does it take to see the light. It just doesn’t make sense. I had been talking to a couple of owners from. Three Brothers Butcher Barbecue.  I queried them on the subject and they responded with the usual “eh” and the put up their hands at the same time. As with others asked they had the same reaction as almost all when asked the similar question. The meaning was clear. Everyone has the right to try.  “Look” said Joe the barbecue guy.  "It’s simple. You have the right to try to duplicate what we at the Queens BBQ joint have been able to duplicate because of  good fortune, and the good wishes of the Barbecue Gods."  Here, is the forest where they like to live and hang around. One day they decided to go on vacation but they wanted to have a 3BROS BBQ Bash on their return.  So we wrested the secret from them. But only to be used and then returned. Yeah right!

Tom pretended he was twisting the end of an old time villain's mustache. “ There was no way I was going to give it back after I had it”. What about your promise to return it?  I had asked. The answer came out in a whisper. “They didn’t say when“. “Ha, the old, left the time limit out of the contract, trick”.